So, you're a real carnivore like the lions. Show me how you run behind your prey to hunt it, and then eat all the meat you want, RAW!

Chances are the excess protein in your fat , lard-ass body won't let you run more than a couple minutes, and you'd probably get sick because all the parasites in the raw meat. Nope, you just eat meat because you can cook it!

#carnivore #protein #fat #lardass #reality

#johnmastodon

"I'm going to start eating healthy today, starting NOW"

4 hours later: "Fuck salads, I really want to order #burgerking "

Good thing I'm not addicted to fentanyl, because it would be impossible to make me quit. #JunkFood #LardAss #IloveCarbs #Imfucked