Oh sure, Shakira just casually drops a new hit every time we blink.

#NoBigDeal #JustShakiraThings #LivingLegend #JealousMuch

At the airport waiting for my mother-in-law's broom to touchdown reading @linuxmagazine. I'm struggling to go all OSS with my learning and future career as a #webDev and I read about this... person who is almost a quarter my age and has written their own smegging Linux Distro! #blendOS

I love the way he casually says "I've been contributing to FOSS since I was 9..." show off 😒

#jealousMuch
Seriously, mad props (is that what the kids say these days?)

Apparently faux #FreeSpeechAbsolutist #MelonHead has now made it officially grounds for account removal if you so much as link to a non birdsite username or even mention another #socialmedia app on his petty privatized #AltRight comms platform

#ThoughtCrimes #JealousMuch #ByeFraudlicia !

Now, this may hurt your legs & more so your knees. But you can all swiftly bow at my feet.
Lema has just finished bowing

So, what do we have here?
* Freshly baked homemade bread, with avocado & facon
* Scrambled tofu, with bits of spice & seasoning
* Hash browns
* Baked beans with some seasoning
* Cup of tea with homemade oatmilk with vanilla

Ok, now form an ordered line, my feet are clean for kissing

#vegan #breakunch #veganfood #breakfast #lunch #food #yummy #jealousmuch #boost #share