Nick DunkensteinThat weird feeling when someone knows you, but you dont know who they are at all.
#comicoftheday #idontknowyou #thatsnotmypurseeaither
#comicoftheday #idontknowyou #thatsnotmypurseeaither
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🇺🇸Sleepy Liberal🇺🇦I love #TheMarías, they're the perfect blend of Spanish and English with mellow vibes. I just wish more people vibed with it more. Friends I've shown #IDontKnowYou to tell me it's boring to them.
KentuckyConjurerJust had a sales rep in the office who noticed my bike under my desk. He told me I should really try CrossFit because it will help me get the body I had when I was 30.
I told him no thank you. When I was 30 I had an EXTRA tail and one arm.
Next time he comes in I'm going to tell him he should try wearing diapers and rolling on the ground and have people carry him everywhere because it will help him get the body he had a 13 mos.