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Fediverse! I need your knowledge. I want to honor 2023 sartorially by taking a hat as my personal totem. I need suggestions for what type of hat. Already considered are:
- baseball cap: not special enough
- beanie: too hot for where I live
- fedora: too M'lady
- cowboy: I can't pull off chaps with my work suits
- bowler: Oddjob will forever own that style
- tophat: Monocles make me look like a third rate comic book bad guy
- panama: not a retired CIA agent
- porkpie: my skankin' is a little rusty
- boater: I cannot recite romantic poetry wistfully enough
- popehat: not without a pope mobile!
- tricorn: leggings make my legs look fat

Please help with suggestions! (boost for visibility)

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