The only war I'm for is the one between Trump and his own circulatory system.
The only war I'm for is the one between Trump and his own circulatory system.
Let us pray
At a time when I'm hungry for inspiration, you bring the #Hamberders. Thank you.
Trump's a bully, and I hate bullies. #Trump does that high school bully handshake thing. If he ever tried that on me, I'd break 3 of his knuckles and dislocate his wrist.
Here's what I wanna see at the #debate Trump's scared to do.
Trump's talking over her and calling her "Communist #Kamala." She leaves her podium, walks over to him, and says, "Call me that again, you fat sack o' orange puppy shit, you'll be sucking your #hamberders through a straw."
#QuirkyOpinions: The Trump Presidential Museum should be erected inside a McDonald's where visitors finish the tour by throwing their burgers at the ceiling.