@fanprompt - "oh"

Goose sulks. Everyone keeps going "oh no, the duck is back, he's going to tip over my cart," "oh no, the duck is going to flap his wings and send a gust of wind to knock over my kite stand..."

Of course, it's annoying to be called a duck, but it feels like there's something else wrong with what they're saying. Not the chaos, of course. Goose delights in causing trouble.

"What's wrong?" Gustopher, Goose's boyfriend, asks, waddling into the room.

Goose is happy to see him. "I'm just so tired of people... Do you know anyone who gets bothered by their gender?"

"Hmm," Gustopher says. "Not quite, but you know that website I help run? There are a ton of people there who are bothered by the gender people *think* they are. One of them told me they don't like-"

"What did you say?" Goose interrupts, perking up. If it's what it sounded like...

"They don't like the usual binary pronouns," Gustopher explains. "They prefer they/them."

/Oh./

Goose flaps /their/ wings happily. What a great way to cause chaos!

#Goosetopher #ItalicizedOh #Nonbinary #FanPrompt

This person sent me a friend invite on Limbus Company and I immediately thought "this is a goosetopher fic" xD

#Goosetopher

What are all the "accidental" characters of Decentralized Social-Media (DeSo)?

• Goosetopher
• John Mastodon
• Nicole the Fediverse Chick
• Pixel Fred

Anything else?

...

UPDATE:

• Alf
• Miss Key

#DeSo #Bluesky #Fediverse #Goosetopher #JohnMastodon #NicoleTheFediverseChick #PixelFred

"Anyway, that's what I did today," Goose honks. "I caused so many different types of chaos."

"That's so sexy," Gustopher sighs, wing to heart. "I have the best partner."

"No, /I/ have the best partner," Goose laughs, sidling closer. "Kiss?"

Their beaks tap together, an affectionate noise. Goose twines their necks together, rubbing their feathered bodies against each other. With care, they begin to preen Gustopher's back where the feathers have gotten a little out of place during the day.

It only takes a little while before Gustopher begins to squirm. Goose can smell that his corkscrew cock is beginning to unwind. They honk, delighted.

"Want to cause some chaos in our bed?" they ask.

"The best kind of chaos," Gustopher agrees.

#Goosetopher

Goose has a locket with Gustopher in it <3

#ATmosphereConf #Goosetopher

Gustopher flaps his wings. "And another thing - I'm really excited about this conference! There were presentations about lots of things, like one from this cool new company run by fannish people, and..."

Goose sits quietly, happy to be infodumped to. Even when they don't fully understand what Gustopher is talking about, his voice is lovely to listen to.

"And what did you do today?" Gustopher asks finally.

Goose flaps their wings, honking excitedly. "I tipped over an ice cream stand! And then later, I annoyed a small child. After that, I annoyed their mom, too, with this clever method I thought up..."

Gustopher listens intently. Goose can practically see hearts in his eyes.

#ATmosphereConf #Goosetopher