When your boyfriend texts you that he has never texted you from the toilet. 😳😅😳

And you say, same... while you are on the toilet. 🚽🫣

Ooooo. I hope he doesn't read this.

#goingtohell

Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe

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Going To Hell, by The Pretty Reckless

from the album Going To Hell (Deluxe Edition)

The Pretty Reckless

@inari If it’s in a US river, just listen for the gunshots.

#GoingToHell

… what are we celebrating again..?
Oh yes, the demise of our freedoms.
#4thofjuly #America #GoingToHell
@eggs Is the figure on the left checking out his bikini line? 😳 #GoingToHell
When you know it’s still too soon to make OceanGate jokes and you are definitely going to hell #CapCut #titanic #oceangate #goingtohell
Fellow lapsed Catholics/apostates: I invite you to observe Bad Friday, a tradition I've inaugurated this year by cooking a stack of meat, eating Easter chocolate before Sunday and drinking alcoholic beverages of your choice. Just for God's sake don't tell my mother. #GoodFriday #BadFriday #GoingToHell