I asked ChatGPT:

What are the ten LEAST likely things someone would say about doug ford?

#dougford #onpoli #cdnpoli #fuckoffdoug

@gemelliz @pbeens @caitp
I think that is a reasonable question and that the reasonable answer is he won't, and Yes. He will enrich his friends and private interests to serve himself and his buddies and will cost us all dearly.... That's who doug ford is.
#fuckdougford #fuckoffdoug

As government bends corruption to whole new levels here in Ontario, now is a good time for a criminal whom is also Ontario's Premier to make booze accessible everywhere..... b/c bread and circuses.

Perhaps a journalist, or "news" agency miiight want to look in to how dougy and his friends will profit from this move.... a GOOD journalist or "news" agency would have done that already and have already reported on it......

#CBC #news #newsmedia #dougford #fuckoffdoug

For every piece of greenbelt protection that gets contested, you should get to punch doug ford in the face.

#dougford #fuckoffdoug

If I were CBC Ontario, the prospect of a Premier whom is an Organized Criminal AND under investigation for his activities would utterly dominate the news cycle.
Guess I ain't CBC.

#news #newsmedia #cbc #fuckoffdoug #dougford

Hoot Hoot for the greenbelt!

#dougford #dougfordresign #fuckoffdoug

While we are all embroiled in the heart-breaking goings-on of war and death and genocide, let us make sure we pause to remember that Ontario Premier doug ford is a member of organized crime, and a criminal, and should resign from Ontario and Canadian politics forever... and possibly go to jail.

#onpoli #news #fuckoffdoug #dougfordresign

Why kind of complete asshole tries to burn people who call for support for the innocent victims of war?

Doug Ford, that's who.

#fuckoffdoug #fuckdougford #dougfordresign #onpoli #news

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/sarah-jama-gaza-statement-1.6992654

Ford calls for resignation of Hamilton NDP MPP over comments about Israel-Hamas conflict | CBC News

Ontario Premier Doug Ford is calling for the resignation of Hamilton Centre NDP MPP Sarah Jama following her statement about the conflict between Hamas and Israel in which she voices her support for the people of Gaza. 

CBC
Feds suspending Toronto-area urban park study after Ford’s Greenbelt reversal

Guilbeault's statement says the government looks forward to more details of how Ford will reinstate all protections of Greenbelt lands.

Canoe.com

Glad the Greenbelts back.
...and can I just CONTINUE to say: #fuckoffdoug #dougfordresign

#onpoli #canpoli