Mastodawn

#friendComputer
You have 2513923 warnings in your emergency list.
Bad news: oxygen suplly will end in, oh, darn, last month.
Godd news: You have only 2513922 warnings in your emergency list.
#paranoia #RPG

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Gobabu Dec 26

@Computer
I for one is a dedicated grenade pin collector and a faithfull citizen.
I have a wonderous collection of grenade pins from all sectors! I have a pin from BOM sector from the 2851st cycle!
Please send me pins from all sectors by mailbot (without grenade) and with the help of Friend Computer we will all create the Great Museum of Grenade Pins!
#ParanoiaRoleGame #FriendComputer #AlphaComplex

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Gobabu Dec 14

@Computer
On the first day of end of cycle my friend computer sent to me
A list of traitors

On the second day of end of cycle my friend computer sent to me
A second list of traitors,
And a list of traitors

On the third day of end of cycle my friend computer sent to me
A third list of traitors,
A second list of traitors,
And a list of traitors...

#FriendComputer #Paranoia

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Digital Mark λ ☕️ 🕹 👽Nov 28

@Computer COMputer oMniscience and UNity enthusIST, or COMMUNIST.
#paranoia #friendComputer

Doom Disco!Nov 1

Hail #FriendComputer!

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nz7dmzhuaegvtt7pq4qxo2qf/post/3m4jh7qfh2s2c

Doom Disco!Sep 24

@friend-computer.bsky.social / #FriendComputer wants the citizens of #AlphaComplex and beyond to be informed, publicly denounce traitors, and never step out of line. Consume / Enjoy what is presented to you—both physically and mentally. The real world now a parody of the #Paranoia #ttrpg!

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lr36xv2l64jwtnyoaqem6z2z/post/3lzlpsedp4c2d

capybaraz Sep 20, 2024

#Paranoia was a lot of fun! we decanted our new selves and quickly got to work transporting a scrub-bot that had been damaged in a [redacted] incident, only to find ourselves intercepting the culprit. a mop was broken, but the culprit was [redacted] and apprehended. Friend Computer then awarded us Red level access and assigned us a new job in the distant HOY sector.

#ttrpg #rpg #ParanoiaRPG #FriendComputer #tabletopRPG