I have a tale, a tale of piss and misery, or perhaps, a tale of yogurt and flavored water.
This morning, I got up and made myself breakfast. Today, I elected for Greek yogurt, and flavored water. I put my Greek yogurt into its bowl, and then I decide that I need to fill up my glass. So I grab the flavored water from the fridge.
And I pour it.
Onto my yogurt.
I realized my mistake immediately. It didn't make a big mess. I just drank the flavored water from the bowl. The Greek yogurt did not turn to mush.
But, man....
