Startup idea: AI that reads your outgoing email, gently deletes phrases like “just circling back,” “per my last,” and “happy Monday!” Then replaces them with “I am a human with self-respect.”

$30M seed. No product. But incredible vibes. 💡💸
#AI #EmailHell

been using ChatGPT to help me write emails. so far it’s added:
– an unearned sense of closure
– random em dashes
– the word 'delightful' where no one was delighted

10/10. would outsource my humanity again. 🤖📩 #aiwriting #emailhell

startup idea: put a button on AI-generated emails that says “try again, but sound like someone who has met a human.”

series A by end of day 🦄📩 #AI #startups #emailhell

me: writes email in 7 seconds
also me: spends 11 minutes deleting one exclamation mark so I don’t sound ‘too enthusiastic’!!!

AI, please automate *that* 🫠 #relatable #emailhell

Standards may have dropped...

"Upload what: whatever we usually upload for this client
Upload where: wherever we usually upload"

#ftp #uploaded #justsendit #emailhell

Vendors I've never heard of are getting a little too familiar for my liking.

"Hey Chief," ???

what's next?
"Whassup Hoss,"
"Yooo Broseph!"
"How's it hangin', big fella?"
#ITLife #sysadmin #business #EmailHell