I think we all know what time of the year it is. Time to blow up Nakatomi Plaza!

#DieHardChristmas #DieHard

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

Sorry, wrong movie! πŸ˜‚

#DieHardChristmas #TheBreakfastClub

Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. A monkey in the wrench. A pain in the ass.

#DieHardChristmas

Attention whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only.

No f*cking shit, lady! Do I sound like I’m ordering a pizza?!

#DieHardChristmas

Current status. Ho-Ho-Ho #DieHardChristmas
All ready to count down to #Christmas! #diehard #DieHardChristmas
Happy Country Christmas Kick Off!
#MerrittBC #merrittcountrychristmas #diehardchristmas
Im Wartezimmer.
Γ„rztin schaut rein: "Herr Gruber? Herr Gruber?"
Ich so: "der kommt erst in etwa einem Monat. Wegen Sturzverletzungen."
Γ„rztin schaut perplex.
Ich: "Hans Gruber, Nakatomi Plaza...?"
Sie beginnt zu lachen und geht davon.
#diehardchristmas #StirbLangsam