Brad Owen

@brado
21 Followers
124 Following
165 Posts

I occasionally race cars in parking lots, #autocross. Drive a different vehicle over large obstacles to far away places, #Jeep. Sometimes spend extended time living inside yet another vehicle, #RV. I spend too much time on weekends watching a fast parade #F1 and fast bumper cars #NASCAR. And after a 30 year, we will call hiatus, have been #backpacking again.

I try to get out to a live show whenever I can. Take care of the chief inspector, in profile pic, #dogs. #Phoenix, #Arizona native.

Brad Owen1d ago
David Gerard1d ago
Web4 will be fought with telnet to port 80
Brad OwenFeb 5
Benjamin ReedFeb 5

I accidentally ran a descalar through my 1-cup coffee maker and thanks to floating-point errors it now only makes 0.999999984650249895639717573945 cups instead.

#coffee #dadjokes

Brad OwenJan 31

Sad news #Phoenix #Arizona people. We have been a supporter of #greenwood brewery as a woman owned business in a male dominated industry but we won't be going back again.

Yesterday we watched one of their employees ask a pair of #ACLU reps to move off the public sidewalk outside the brewery.

They were not near the entrances to the brewery. They were not being loud. They were on the street corner waiting for people to ask them about their aclu vests and then asking for their contact info.

Brad OwenDec 24
So obviously I was not paying attention on what paper I pulled out of the bag of wrapping paper while wrapping christmas gifts. I think I covered it well.
Brad OwenDec 11
Amir KhanDec 11
What she said.
Could not have stated this any better.
👇🏽👇🏽
Brad OwenNov 30

I think we all know what time of the year it is. Time to blow up Nakatomi Plaza!

#DieHardChristmas #DieHard

Brad OwenNov 17
Show threadScott FrancisNov 14
@stshank I don’t think I ever really understood this until I saw this diagram and the Cecil Adams quote, and it *instantly* made sense to me.
Brad OwenNov 14
aevaNov 13
maybe valve could go make us a new web browser while they're on a roll
Brad OwenNov 12
DIALUP DARLINGNov 8
in UNIX, everything is a file except for the beating heart of the serpent, which is an ioctl
Brad OwenNov 5

It's inevitable that when you drop a pill it will roll into the farthest, darkest, dirtiest corner of the room like it was drawn there by a magnet.

Why do they make pills round so they can roll in the first place?

I know you are going to say if they were square they would get stuck in your throat. But there are lots of shapes between perfectly round and square. It just needs to be able to roll.

I feel like this is a why did it take so long to put wheels on luggage moment.