I had this macho bodybuilder type contact me on a dating app, insistently wanting me to come to his place.

He wanted to fuck me, but he wouldn’t touch my dick (ok… I guess), and he didn’t want me to ejaculate (😳), …and he would rather not see my cock and balls…

…weird and wrong, like fuck off wrong.

#datingapphell #datingapps #weirdo

"i can't see likes" this and "i can't see likes" that

have you even considered that the likes maybe don't want to see you?

#DatingAppHell

sorry but if you put in your dating app profile that you visited the "school of life" i am going to assume that you flunked out of that one.
#DatingAppHell

Guy: Sex talk.
Me: Answers, changes topic
Guy: Answers, back to sex talk.
Me: indulges, changes topic.
Guy: Answers, back to sex talk.
Me: Ignores sex talk, hello, pultonic?
Guy: Apologizes, two DM's back and forth, non-sexual. Then, back to sex talk..
Me: Stops answering...

#dating #singleanddating #datingapphell #thisreallyhappened

Jamie

Cishet men on dating apps are more terrifying than anything else Halloween has to offer

#datingapphell

Ständig steht hier: "...der mich zum Lachen bringt!"
Einmal noch und ich mach ernst und bringe Euch alle ZUM HEULEN!

#DatingAppHell