🚀🤡 BREAKING: Our favorite space tourists just realized the cosmic Uber ride wasn't all it was cracked up to be. Turns out, the Boeing Starliner had more #glitches than a Windows 95, but don't worry, #NASA says everything's fine—just hit "restart" and hope for the best! 🙃🔧
https://nypost.com/2025/04/03/us-news/butch-wilmore-reveals-failures-on-the-boeing-starliner-were-far-dire-than-originally-reported/ #spaceTourism #BoeingStarliner #cosmicUber #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated