This is me doing a land speed record.
Please excuse the low quality of this video. I was going so fast that the camera became old. I had to go to the store to buy a can of Ubik to spray on it afterwards. It didn't fix the video.

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Went out to the park the other day to stand around while Willow and Eevee ran about and played. Tiring.

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Merry happy or whatever. Am I wearing this Samsa Claus costume backwards?

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I asked to be a big dog in a small town. This wasn't what I had in mind.

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They woke me up for this? What a waste of a perfectly good nap.

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