[P] Oh good. I just heard about Slop Trek: Year One and all I can wonder is what hellish realm of un-Trek-like xenophobia they'll take us to this time? "Did you hear? The tholians are trying to commit genocide against us poor Feds. They're nuking our colonies from orbit! Our tanned, yellow-haired fleet admkral has a plan to wipe them all out, though!" Ugh... I probably shouldn't give them ideas.

#startrek #sloptrek #startrekyearone #justno #whyyyyyyyyyyyy #pleasestop #slop #ihateitthanks

M83's Outro must be the most overused piece of music of all time. I'm so happy for you, M83, but please let's now all agree to burn it with fire.

*runs through wheat field while drone soars above*

#Music #M83 #Outro #Cliche #PleaseStop

Is there a Mastodon client that is smart enough to strip the pound sign from hashtags that are in the middle of a post while leaving hashtags that are at the beginning and the end? That practice leads to some seriously unreadable shit, even for sighted readers.

#hashtags #embeddedhashtags #pleasestop

joined fediverse only to connect with someone who worked on a predecessor of a game i worked on, only for a youtuber to release a rather long video dunking on both projects.

c'mon fate, i don't need anymore pain. i already have gout.

#pleasestop #icanonlytakesomuchsuffering #peoplegottastopmakingplatformfighters

Startup idea: alarm clock that pings your manager if you hit snooze more than twice.

Funded instantly. Series A led by someone named Brett who 'believes deeply in accountability at scale.'

We call it Wakeforce™. #AI #Productivity #PleaseStop