Ah, the prophetic wisdom of an article that couldn't even outsmart its own cookie settings 🍪🔒! Apparently, humanity's most pressing concern is fighting AI with pitchforks and torches, but first, please enable JavaScript 🤡. This is truly the pinnacle of digital foresight—if only it could foresee its own technical ineptitude! 🔮💻
https://www.thealgorithmicbridge.com/p/ai-will-be-met-with-violence-and #digitalforesight #cookieissues #AIconcerns #JavaScriptfail #technicalirony #HackerNews #ngated

Apparently, even real estate news has a sense of humor: 🏢🎉 "Record new apartments," they boast, while quietly adding, "but don't get too comfy, we’re slowing down." Meanwhile, your browser is stuck doing the JavaScript and cookie tango to even read this page. 🍪💃
https://oregoncapitalchronicle.com/2025/05/02/the-number-of-new-apartments-is-at-a-50-year-high-but-states-expect-a-slowdown/ #realestatehumor #newapartments #slowingdown #JavaScriptbrowser #cookieissues #HackerNews #ngated