Gareth (@[email protected])

Corporate projects: 1) Plan for months 2) Say a lot of words without really saying anything at all 3) Realise you came out of your endless planning sessions with no plan 4) Abandon all process 5) Make up arbitrary deadline and requirements 6) Change requirements daily 7) Fail to deliver anything 8) Blame the engineers 9) Give yourself a bonus #programming #agile #wagile