Can’t move.
Send help.

I’m supposed to go to HypeCon today to hand out some samples of my cards but Kolya barking during the night and Hamilton invoking #CatLaw has me immobilized 😫 #Caturday

Sometimes I walk into a room and find Max on the most random ass object. I've found him on the linen shelf (top and bottom shelf), an old CRTV we still have for some reason, the printer, the kitchen table, the kitchen stove, the air fryer, the gas stove (for heating, thankfully off), a laundry basket of clothes (clean or dirty), a box of random junk...

...and he just stares back at me like "What? If I fits, I sits. Its cat law."

#kitty #ififitsisits #catlaw #catsbelike #cats #catsofmastodon #sillyboy

There's a temporary obstruction reducing this part of the hallway to a narrow opening.

What a purrfect place for a nap!
#CatLaw

Caturday Saturday Rule (5):

If you go to bed before Caturday ends, you get first choice of beds...

#California #Chico #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #kitten #kittens #kittensofmastodon #dogs #dogs #dogsofmastodon #Caturday #Saturday #bed #beds #firstchoice #CatLaw #rules #rulesisrules

Cat Law mandates a person stays in place if a cat chooses them as their laying place. There is no time limit. So sayeth Caturday Saturday Cat Law. Have your affairs in order... good luck.

#cat #cats #Caturday #Saturday #CatLaw #law #rules #rulesisrules #bed #bedtime #skeleton #dead #catsofmastodon #mastodoncats