Welcome to this morning’s #CatOlympics highlight reel! Today we revisit #Henry’s performance in the Cat Loaf competition held late last night. Winning the gold requires technical precision, impeccable symmetry, and the ever-elusive Fluffy Factor. Multiple camera angles show Henry is a master of The Loaf: soft smooth lines, perfect left/right symmetry, neatly tucked front feetsies, Princess Leia-hair-style haunches, and the barest hint of a tail. 10/10!🥇

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Welcome back to the Cat Olympics! Tonight we bring you coverage of the ever-popular Sideways-Stair Stand. #Henry comes into this event at a slight disadvantage, still recovering from an intense case of morning zoomies. Here, we see his technical execution is lacking (all 4 feetsies must contact the stair to get gold). The inclusion of a squishy ballie and slightly curled tail earns him much-needed artistic points, however. 7/10.

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Welcome to coverage of the Cat Olympics! Tonight, we focus on star #cathlete, #Henry. Henry has garnered a reputation as a lazy scaredy-cat, but can really come through in a clutch! Here’s an exclusive look at Henry’s gold medal performance in the FlipFlop Flopping event! His exquisite form (flopping on not one but BOTH flipflops simultaneously) along with a folded footsie (artistic element) makes him unbeatable in this competition. 10/10.

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This is Howl (Baron Howl von Stumpy Tail). He's 8 months old and the offspring of barn cats, which means #super #catathlete or is that #cathlete? Anyway, it seems to also mean he'll roll in the dirty litter found under and around the liter box when I change it. And then! he'll take his litter-dusted self and lounge in the newly cleaned empty box while he grooms it all off again #catsofmastodon #catsareaborablyweird