@spectacledlion settles in with a good book

... and immediately falls asleep

#CatMode

I really donโ€™t understand why #EV cars donโ€™t all support #dogMode. For us itโ€™s close to being the make or break feature. Manufacturers are all playing around with 0โ€“100 times and charging speeds and whatnot, but that simple feature, pure software, is what keeps us looking back at #Tesla. It beggars belief that nobody else does it. Pro tip: call it #catMode and youโ€™d have us signing papers.
Wow when I click on my profile photo the cat ears move nya nya #calckey #catmode #speaklikeacat #cat

#CAD tool developers - please add a #catMode to your products.

This would be a helpful feature where a cat has arrived and is lying on your arm, and now the user interface needs a complete parallel set of one-handed shortcuts.

You'll need to do this twice, as the cat may lay on either your left or right arm.

#kthxbye #UX

Okay, test complete. It seems it only happens to 'everyone'. #KnowledgeIsPower
Just want to see if anyone ends up with 'nyan' ending like 'everyone'. Also what about words like 'someone'? Does it work on any words that end with 'one'? Or does it need the 'y' preceeding it?
Did I mention that not only does our #calckey instance support account migration to and from other parts of the #fediverse, we also have #catmode that puts some #cat ears above your avatar and changes some of your words like nonbinary ๐Ÿฑ โ€‹โ€‹ #nyan #catsofmastodon