No one wants me and that's why I'm going to stay till the country is dead and everybody hates me.
-- Keith "Child" Starver

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"The Amazingly Tedious On-Going Mis-Adventures of CardboardBoy"

Dear Keith,

If I had access to a large supercomputer I'm sure that I too could convince you that I have a product that can do stuff.
(Not amazing stuff, just stuff.)

You could then commit the UK government to spending billions on my super doing stuff product.

However, you would then need to purchase ... No. Let me rephrase that. You would then have to GIVE ME lots of money to purchase lots of facilities (let's just call them "dara centets") to do the super doing of the only one super stuff product doing of super product stuff.

Yes, you will need to purchase/rent the use of EVEN MORE of these dara centets if you wish to do more than just the one of the super product doing other super product stuff stuffs.

Definitely commit to years of paying me money for the dara centets which will need electrical power from committed generation sources (let's call them Oil & Nuke Environmental Pollution Devices) which both dara centets and plower pants will need maintenance and subsidiary services (such as "lower pines" and "tater in wake" and "tooling cowers") for the limited time that they will be needed (say, 50 years?).

Every time I use the supercomputer to persuade you to spend money on a different super product stuff (Ennachess Records, the Polly's Fecal Recognition System, OfCom Age Verification) each time the waste of money and resources will intensify and amplify at an exponential rate. 👍

Also, get security companies involved for no particular reason! 👍👍👍

Now, I don't want to unduly influence you and I wouldn't say your expertise in Human Rights Law is not useful when it comes to Technology but maybe get advice from someone who is critical of super product stuff before giving me lots and lots of money, ey?

kind regards,

your parasitic leech and buddy, Theter Piel

A Poll of Labour voters on #Peston indicate 67% say #CardboardBoy will be replaced after the May local elections

Gosh

Clive Lewis has said he will give up his seat for Andy Burnham so Andy Burnham can sit as an MP and, in that way, be eligible to challenge #CardboardBoy for the role of Prime Minister!

Gosh!

#PoliticalFiction #CardboardBoy #AVeryCardboardCoup

Keith's Brain: To Do List :-

1) Make everything a Military Project or Military Contract such as Identity Cards.

2) Impose Military Courts ("Not Martial Law") only on things that are under Military Jurisdiction (i.e. "everything").

5) Shoot anyone who doesn't do what I say.

4) Shoot anyone who make fun of me mathummattickz.

0) Give Armando Ianucci all the medals.

#BBCLauraK asks #cardboardboy if he is prepared to remove the EHCP - this is the legal framework that guarantees by law the education of SEN children

He says, "As it stands, SEN doesn't work well for most people. The issue that comes up more times than anything else at Prime Minister's Questions is SEN*, so we have got to look at that."

*I keep records of things. It's my job. Search results indicate SEN was last mentioned October 9, 2024, and was not mentioned any time after after that. 🤓

#BBCLauraK asks #CardboardBoy"why do you think people having #digitalid would stop [people working in the black economy]?"

He answers saying "it will inform us as to who is working in the economy"

Useful 🙄

##CardboardBoy is putting forward a very confused argument on #BBCLauraK m.

He says Reform wants to return all people who have got settled status, but I have set up a coalition of the willing to fight Putin. Imagine if we had to return people our NHS would collapse

,?????

##BBCLauraK asks #CardboardBoy 'how much trouble are you in 4 times'

He doesn't know

Or perhaps he does