I’m curious about bucket lists.
I don’t see the point in making a list of things that I want to do before I die. When I’m on my deathbed, I doubt that I’ll look back and regret not setting foot in all 50 states, or whatever people set out to do.

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Find out what fresh fruits and vegetables taste like. Could be your last chance.

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- Try a food item that was not deep fried

- Learn to read, write, and speak at a 5th grade level

- See Kid Rock live

- Swap out orange skin makeup with Giuliani’s black hair dye

- See that Barbenheimer movie that’s all the rage

- Enjoy watching a peaceful sunrise + stare directly at the sun until Noon

- One last romantic evening with Putin

Demand that the Georgia GQP change the law so you are automatically pardoned.

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A FInal Passionate Romp with your MyPillow

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Finally score that hot date with Ivanka

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Have Lindsey wear his gimp suit for you.

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Throw 4 temper tantrums and 1 hissy fit.

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Make it least 3 court filing to try and delay the arraignment.

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