@jessuvaleria "posterior muscle" injured, out for (at least) two games - Cape Verde which they need to win and then potentially the first knock-out.
since the Egyptian FA weren't specific about which muscle it is, I'm choosing to believe it's the gluteus maximus. #BrokenButt

@MMGirlfriend I have two teenage girls, so you think I would have heard #brokenbutt before at this point. So you should be proud of yourself that you have your finger on the pulse of kids hashtags!

@MMGirlfriend To think there would be a day when someone would hash-tag #brokenbutt at me.

@nuzzlehouse Oh no, it’s so treacherous out there. Going for a walk or even just going to get the mail is to risk life and limb. I hope you feel better soon! #BrokenButt