It is just weird to me that we hear all sorts of #conspiracy_theories that even the "Mission Impossible" people couldn't pull off, but no one is talking about the #asparagubbians' plot to fill our plates with a vile-tasting vegetable.

Why are #conspiracy_theories so often clearly wrong (Lizard people control the planet? Really?) when they could be about something verifiable, like the #asparagubbians’ plan to fill our plates with awful tasting #asparagus?

The #conspiracy_theories about #asparagubbians invading #Bentonville #AR as part of their plan to put awful-tasting #asparagus on all our plates cannot be true. I mean @amic was recently in that town and did not warn us about the danger posed by #asparagubbies.

Is there a conspiracy by the #asparagubbians to put awful tasting #asparagus on our plates? Why have leading #conspiracy_theorists ignored this breaking story?