I wrote this one like a text adventure game, but also, of course a nerd would name his cat Echo! LMAO! But I love Echo so much! https://sightlessscribbles.com/posts/loading-cartridge-thepurrparadoxexe/ #Zork #Gaming #Cat #Cats #Blogs #Blogging
LOADING CARTRIDGE: THE_PURR_PARADOX.EXE, Sightless Scribbles

A fabulously gay blind author.

LOADING CARTRIDGE: THE_PURR_PARADOX.EXE, Sightless Scribbles

A fabulously gay blind author.

Op avontuur met Expedition Zork in Toverland!

#toverland #zork #expeditionzork #drone #themeparks

📍 Toverland

Status: Visible Zork 3 is now in progress. Patreon supporters will see it on March 1st. Unless you're in the "see it right away" tier, in which case you'll be getting a link shortly.

I am now committing to finish Zork 3, Deadline, and Starcross by the end of May. Woot!

https://blog.zarfhome.com/2026/02/visible-zorker-status

https://www.patreon.com/VisibleZorker

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Visible Zorker: status report

Three weeks ago I announced the Visible Zorker Patreon. At that time I said: If we reach the $500/month goal by Feb 14th, I will start cranking on Zork 3. The aim will be to have a playable version ready for Patreon supporters on March 1st. ...

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I was wrong, because there's also a bug in the final release version of Zork II where the dragon will come back to life if you get yourself killed. Which means you can lead the dragon all the way to the end of the game.

I think I'm going to call him George.

But at least I can be 100% sure he won't follow me into Zork III.

#Infocom #Zork #FunBugs

So how far can you get the dragon to follow you anyway?

Not up the volcano obviously, because to get there you need to get rid of the dragon once and for all. And not into the Wizard's domain, because you can't get the key until after you get rid of the dragon.

Unless you're willing to exploit another bug: If you try to unlock the door, there's a random chance that you will drop the key even if you're not carrying the key.

But that's probably as far as it goes. Maybe?

#Infocom #Zork #FunBugs

Playing some Zork II. That's one determined dragon!

Looking at the source code, it looks like the intention is that the dragon should stop following you if you reach the boundaries of his area. At that point, he has a 25% chance of growing bored and returning to his lair, and a 75% chance of staying angry.

If he stays angry, even though he didn't follow you into this room he will still follow you into the next one if you balance things just right.

#Zork #Infocom #FunBugs

More on Zork bugs. (I may be blogging a lot of these…)

https://blog.zarfhome.com/2026/02/when-is-a-bug

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When is a bug not a bug?

In my last post, I asserted that it was not a bug that the cyclops did not fight. (Not according to the combat rules that govern the troll and the thief, anyway.) There was some Patreon and Discord discussion about that; I'm pulling it out into ...

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“To fight a troll”: notes on the combat mechanics of Zork 1.

https://blog.zarfhome.com/2026/02/to-fight-a-troll

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To fight a troll

Everybody knows that you KILL TROLL WITH SWORD until he vanishes in a greasy black fog. If he kills you first, big deal; RESTORE and try again. It's too random to be a real obstacle. But do you know the math behind the randomness? I didn't! ...

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It’s like Myst had a baby with Twin Peaks after bingeing Infocom manuals. A cult classic—or possibly a cult recruitment video. Either way, you won’t forget it. Whether that’s a blessing or a curse is up to you. #abandonware #zork #retrogaming https://www.abandonwaredos.com/abandonware-game.php?abandonware=Return+to+Zork&gid=1870
Return to Zork - Abandonware DOS

“Want some rye? ‘Course you do!” If that line triggers PTSD, congrats: you’ve played Return to

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