Weirdly, but not surprisingly, you can be religious into #youngearth creationism — Earth is less than 6,000 years old, like the Jewish calendar — but not be bothered by the 280ppm being god-given and worth holding onto. For reasons. Right-wing ones.

Or, you can be like #RFKjr into a kind of #wellness that rejects modern life, like #flouride and be #antivaxxers, but again — not be bothered by 280ppm being a good thing. For reasons. Similar ones.

I’ve put an arrow for when that TV show was.