Pxl PhileMar 4

I needed some plain text printed. MS Word was to heavy and my IDE was spun down as well.

So I used WordPad.exe. In 2026.
Should do the trick, right?

Enter text:
1. Page layout looked like a single page.
2. Print preview: A single page
3. Actual Print: 2 fucking pages

#YouHadOneJob

Aram BarthollFeb 25

2026. dhl EXPRESS bote scannt qr-code vom handy nimmt das paket und geht. 🥁*suspense*

🕳️ uunnNDD weg isses!! 🎉 kein tracking nichts

#youhadonejob (nach 4 treppen kleinen aufkleber anbringen?)

cetanFeb 24

EU peeps: the wheels might literally fall off your Civic.

https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/motoring/honda-civic-recall-wheels-fall-off-b2925992.html

"some of them are built so the front doesn't fall off at all! "

#thefrontfelloff #youhadonejob #honda #civic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

Honda issues recall of thousands of popular model over fears the wheels could fall off

Details of the recall published by the European Commission revealed the issue arose from wheels not being fitted tightly enough

The Independent
Luketus of BorugeFeb 24
Angekommen beim #ꓛ⅃uƨtꓱяꟻuꓛꓘ-⅃üꓭꓱꓛꓘ. warum ist heise gut? weil es auch mal mit dem mensch bei der umfrage ist es nicht zufällig... #youhadonejob
Show threadKevin Karhan Feb 22

Und ja, angesichts dessen dass #Betroffene keinen #Schutz durch den #Rechtsstaat erhalten wundert es nicht, wenn selbst anonym fast keine*r was dazu sagen mag...

#YouHadOneJob, #Sachsen!

#DEpol #Kommentar

Gewalt, Drogen, Stalking - Kriminelle Neonazis terrorisieren eine Kleinstadt in Sachsen | exactly

YouTube
QuinFeb 19
CMD is such a great shell, because I can type cd ../foldername, but I can't tab complete if I use slashes, it has to be backslashes. #YouHadOneJob
Nate CochraneFeb 13
"Forecasting is really difficult business; our forecasts are often wrong. It is what it is." – #RBA Chief Economist, Sarah Hunter. She basically said, "💩 happens". 🤣 Definitely got our $750m pa worth – a near-doubling in 5 years. #auspol #YouHadOneJob #ShitHappens www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

RBA concedes 'our forecasts ar...
RBA concedes 'our forecasts are often wrong'

Asked by a journalist, "Was it perhaps overenthusiastic to cut interest rates three times?" The RBA's chief economist responded, "Forecasting is really difficult business, our forecasts are often wrong ... it is what it is."

Show threadQuincy ⁂Jan 30

@heisec

Ihr habt wohl die Hashtags #YouHadOneJob, #SnakeOil, #EndpointSecurityTheater, #ClosedSource #CyberSecurityIsNotAProduct sowie #ComplianceBullshitPseudoSecurity vergessen ... 🤣

Show threadTrainfo.euJan 29
@stefanlindbohm @bovine3dom It can fail fully offline with activated travel day and journeys. If there is a way to fail, #Railplanner will find it. And not even fail gracefully like "can't refresh", more like "crash and burn". The only ticket app I've ever used where I'm not sure it'll be able to show the ticket when it's inspection time. #youhadonejob #interrail
Quincy ⁂Jan 26

RE: https://social.bund.de/@bsi/115944568638885717

Und wieder ein Beispiel, wie angebliche "Sicherhheitssoftware" von "Sicherheitsanbietern" das Gegenteil bewirken kann.

#SnakeOil #ComplianceBullshit #EnshittiPliance #YouHadOneJob #Sicherheit #ToldYouSo