in reddit, sometimes in fedi, i still see peeps who like to think they're hoopy froods, saying nonsensical crap involving "based", eg

  • (that's a) based decision
  • (you are / it is) so based

humans rooly are doomed 🙄🤦‍♀️

#based #WriteGooder #grammar #OldWomanShrieksAtClouds

ah yes, that bloody merkan mangling yet again

I had seen a couple whales in the area

🙄🤦‍♀️

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/01/windsurfer-hits-gray-whale-san-francisco

#FuckMerkanMangling #WriteGooder #talkgooder #grammar

Unsuspecting windsurfer collides with gray whale in the San Francisco Bay

Footage shows a man windsurfing being forcefully thrown from his board as a whale breaches off the California coast

The Guardian

peeps who use "shutter" as a verb...

have you always been monsters?

🤷‍♀️🙄🤦‍♀️

#grammar #whatdowordsmean #WriteGooder #talkgooder

One of 1,500 Cold War bunkers found in UK castle, was built to monitor nuclear blastswell this is exciting news; the first documented case of a castle built with exclusive TardisTech 🤭 1500 bunkers in one castle; amazeballs! so one was for nuke monitoring, were the other 1499 in this castle used for wine cellars perhaps?

https://interestingengineering.com/culture/cold-war-nuclear-bunker-found-uk

#writegooder

One of 1,500 Cold War bunkers found in UK nuclear castle: Report

A Cold War-era bunker was rediscovered by English Heritage, just in time for rising escalations around nuclear weapons.

Interesting Engineering
put to sleep


what, are you four years old? speak like an adult pls.

🙄🤦‍♀️

#WriteGooder
RE: mastodonapp.uk/users/bbcnewsfe…

MG has covered strayan politics for 5000 years give or take, yet still makes basic errors like

Labour's rank-and-file is more radical than the parliamentary party


& apparently no sub-editor bothered to notice either.

abc.net.au/news/2026-02-27/lab…

on the general thrust of her article, i just shake my head in despair & ask again, #whythefuckislabor ?

#WriteGooder #abc #auspol #labor

Albanese's caucus unity comes at a price

Behind the scenes, the troops are carefully managed. Opinions are expressed at factional meetings and the prime minister meets with the factional conveners. 

journo spends entire essay whingeing about the ai-enshitification of social media, without once addressing actual social media, talking only about cesspit media

we are surrounded & overrun by abject pig-ignorance

abc.net.au/news/2026-02-10/ai-…

#journalism #WriteGooder #socialmedia #cesspitmedia #enshitification #AI #LLMs #FuckGenerativeAI #FuckTechBros #CredulousFools #IPTheft #Hallucinations #ClimateCrisis #BiodiversityCrisis #SocialDestruction #FuckCapitalism #weareselfishcruelbastards #wearetotallyfucked #AsteroidNow

How to spot AI-generated social media that acts like a 'snake eating its own tail'

The age of AI is here and it's going to be infinitely useful, or so they tell us, unless you're the kind of person who, like me, finds computer-generated stories infinitely boring and an insult to humanity.

oh dear. once again, in the eternal battle of MSM & pollies vs facts & science, the former win, ergo further stupidifying & cretinising #TheGreatUnwashed. Sigh.

https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/2025/11/29/moderates-despair-the-liberals-enter-death-spiral-egged-murdoch

A senior Victorian Liberal, speaking anonymously for fear of retribution, shares Kean’s concern that the party is stuck in a negative feedback loop.See that? negative feedback loopdweebs commonly reach for that rhetorical device, mistakenly thinking it paints a picture of a dire situation getting worse & worse.

d'oh!
🙄🤦‍♀️

yep, sure, it
sounds bad, doesn't it, coz "ooooh, 'negative'; that's bad & scary, innit!"

well, nope. the term has been purloined in complete ignorance from control engineering. in fact, negative feedback loops are the desirable arrangement, whereas the term the dopey pollie & journo should have used, is "positive feedback loop". but ofc they're not gonna do that, are they, coz "ooooh, 'positive'; that's all light & fluffy & good & wholesome & unicornie,
innit!

no, you ignoramuses...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative_feedbackNegative feedback (or balancing feedback) occurs when some function of the output of a system, process, or mechanism is fed back in a manner that tends to reduce the fluctuations in the output, whether caused by changes in the input or by other disturbances.

Whereas positive feedback tends to instability via exponential growth, oscillation or chaotic behaviour, negative feedback generally promotes stability. Negative feedback tends to promote a settling to equilibrium, and reduces the effects of perturbations. Negative feedback loops in which just the right amount of correction is applied with optimum timing, can be very stable, accurate, and responsive.

Negative feedback is widely used in mechanical and electronic engineering, and it is observed in many other fields including biology,[1][2] chemistry and economics. General negative feedback systems are studied in control systems engineering.

Negative feedback loops also play an integral role in maintaining the atmospheric balance in various climate systems on Earth. One such feedback system is the interaction between solar radiation, cloud cover, and planet temperature.
sigh, get orf my bloody lawn!

#oldwomanscreamsatclouds #negativefeedbackloop #controlengineering #MSM #journalism #education #writegooder

Moderates despair as the Liberals enter a ‘death spiral’ egged on by Murdoch

Matt Kean, the former Liberal powerbroker and New South Wales state treasurer, despairs at the state of his party. “If people aren’t voting Liberal on economic grounds,” he asks, “then what’s the point of us?” Kean, who now chairs the Climate Change Authority, is referring to the authoritative Australian Election Study, released this week, which found for the first time that voters trust Labor more than the Coalition on economic management.

The Saturday Paper

late last night finally got around to ordering a new USB stick [256 GB]. just now received thank you email from vendor, which assaulted my sensibilities with the repugnant merkanism

Hey Droppieinstead of the properG'day Droppieor even, at a pinchHi Droppieipso facto this vendor is now #D2M, & will receive no further orders for me, in this & most future existence-times

#WriteGooder #fuckmerkanmangling #fuckmerkanculturalimperialism

'Loved by everyone': Shark attack victim remembered as community 'keystone'JFC, MSM journos remain rhetorically pathetic. Just for once i'd like to see one of these saccharine reports written in a different style, after someone's death by shark, car, health, space-junk...'Loathed by everyone': Shark attack victim remembered as complete arsehole, a stain on society, a festeringly pointless waste of space. "Personally my only regret is that this turd wasn't ripped to shreds years ago", giggled ecstatic wife. "The only way this could have been better was if the gobbling had happened on the mongrel's birthday, or xma$, or anniversary, or..". #WriteGooder