Droppie [infosec] 🐨    ​

ah yes, that bloody merkan mangling yet again

I had seen a couple whales in the area

🙄🤦‍♀️

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/01/windsurfer-hits-gray-whale-san-francisco

#FuckMerkanMangling #WriteGooder #talkgooder #grammar

Unsuspecting windsurfer collides with gray whale in the San Francisco Bay

Footage shows a man windsurfing being forcefully thrown from his board as a whale breaches off the California coast

The Guardian
Apr 2 at 4:51amWeb