'Loved by everyone': Shark attack victim remembered as community 'keystone'JFC, MSM journos remain rhetorically pathetic. Just for once i'd like to see one of these saccharine reports written in a different style, after someone's death by shark, car, health, space-junk...'Loathed by everyone': Shark attack victim remembered as complete arsehole, a stain on society, a festeringly pointless waste of space. "Personally my only regret is that this turd wasn't ripped to shreds years ago", giggled ecstatic wife. "The only way this could have been better was if the gobbling had happened on the mongrel's birthday, or xma$, or anniversary, or..". #WriteGooder