
Daniel Fahrenheit: "what the world needs is a temperature scale calibrated with 0 as the coldest winter in Gdansk, and 96 the temperature of a human body, more or less."
"...ah actually, I can't recreate the coldest winter in Gdansk, so lets have a solution of Ammonium Chloride, Ice, and water instead. What do you mean human body's are warmer than that? 96 is near enough."
honey in belly volume per bear sleeping in tree
loudness volume of sound made by deadline whooshing past without consequence, yet again
distance moved by creepy Gothic stone statues per millisecond during a blink
mass to volume density of sugarfree candy
screams from accidentally stepping on lost LEGO pieces per hour of night
median quantity of white guys per expert panel
total quantity of distinctly encodable values per bit