Ghost Crisis Hotline
https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://warandpeas.com/2025/03/30/ghost-crisis-hotline/
Ghost Crisis Hotline
https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://warandpeas.com/2025/03/30/ghost-crisis-hotline/
Similarly, I thought the name Gladys was spelled “Gladdis” and that “battle ax” as a slur against women that I first heard Fred referring to Ethel on I Love Lucy was “Badillax” like the luxury car.
I mean, what little kid wouldn’t? English is so fucking weird.
That’s ok. I thought “cereal” was pronounced “creel” (hard C) and my bitch sister teased me for weeks afterwards. I was maybe five years old and reading at a 10yr-old’s level but speaking like a toddler. https://mastodon.social/@Chrishallbeck/111785328432911911
A couple of houses down from mine, I have a new-ish #neighbour; moved in last year. There lives a weird kid, in a good way. From talking to him and seeing him doing weird things, it seemed to me he was destined to end up a pretty good engineer in about twenty years.
Today confirmed it. He literally built a Bugs Bunny cartoon trap on the front lawn, to catch ... ?
#BugsBunny #cartoon #trap #engineer #weird #enginerd #kid #WeirdKid
Today’s terrifying child wants to be let inside. Dare you open the door?
#creepykid #weirdkid #evilkid #evildoll #scarychildren #evildoll
Today’s terrifying child is in charge now. And you’ll speak only when you’re spoken to.