Ghost Crisis Hotline – War and Peas – Webcomic

Read the new story by War and Peas! This never-ending webcomic of woefully funny stories will leave you cry-laughing or the other way around.

War and Peas
NIN was an early favorite. I hate Pretty Hate Machine when i was like 11. #GoodKid but #WeirdKid
#ILikeToWatch

Similarly, I thought the name Gladys was spelled “Gladdis” and that “battle ax” as a slur against women that I first heard Fred referring to Ethel on I Love Lucy was “Badillax” like the luxury car.

I mean, what little kid wouldn’t? English is so fucking weird.

#WeirdKid

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GuncleOxidant 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 (@[email protected])

That’s ok. I thought “cereal” was pronounced “creel” (hard C) and my bitch sister teased me for weeks afterwards. I was maybe five years old and reading at a 10yr-old’s level but speaking like a toddler. https://mastodon.social/@Chrishallbeck/111785328432911911

Four O'clock Farms
@analgesicsleep I always loved the stuff! #WeirdKid #SundayFunnies

A couple of houses down from mine, I have a new-ish #neighbour; moved in last year. There lives a weird kid, in a good way. From talking to him and seeing him doing weird things, it seemed to me he was destined to end up a pretty good engineer in about twenty years.

Today confirmed it. He literally built a Bugs Bunny cartoon trap on the front lawn, to catch ... ?

#BugsBunny #cartoon #trap #engineer #weird #enginerd #kid #WeirdKid

This was me in '85.
I was the #WeirdKid.
Zero fucks given.

Today’s terrifying child wants to be let inside. Dare you open the door?

#creepykid #weirdkid #evilkid #evildoll #scarychildren #evildoll

Today’s terrifying child is in charge now. And you’ll speak only when you’re spoken to.

#creepykid #weirdkid #scarychild #wickedchild #victorianart