Are you stoned, Son?
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HI SON HI SON HI SON
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Son, it's not dandruff, I swear.
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Electrolytes, it's what sons crave!
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Someone also scratched out the asparagus, Son.
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This old dog is about to do some responsibly gnarly tricks, Son.
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I'd like to stay out late so snooze the pumpkin, Son.
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Quality time is an excellent extracurricular activity, Son.
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HUGE thanks to Kax̱dig̱oowu Héen Elementary in Juneau Alaska for drawing this comic with me! I had a marvelous time visiting your library and can't wait to see what amazing cartoonists you become!
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Son, did we have better excuses when we could say we had to return some videotapes?
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