Heer I wessles Figgy nice,
I not be mean or ruff.
I shows Figgy how it done
So he can lern his stuff.

He not cwy and he not skweek
Wen on da flor he pinned.
Den he runs away lots fast
Cuz he noe dat I winned.

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