It's no secret that I miss #blaseball dearly, particularly since I already loved baseball, its pale imitation. I'm not really into other sports that much.

But this, it intrigues me: https://hockay.com/

The built-in personality quiz slash team picker has given me the Vladivostok Vodkas, and I'm in. This team doesn't seem to be very good, but that's never the point. #hockay #WeDontHaveASloganYet 🔥🍾