We’ve got lots of holiday #cryptids. Theres #Krampus, and then there is #Jólakötturinn who eats you if you don’t wear your #Christmas clothes. We need one for people who don’t use the sex toys they were given for Christmas. Maybe it strikes you at some random point in the coming week, making you walk funny and you have no idea why. Like an oddly sexual Boxing Day maybe.

Yeah, this is the kind of thing I think about from time to time. ;) #holidays #WalkFunny #WhatHappenedToYou