Syria Plans Elections After Assad’s Fall, Vows Not to Rig Totals This Time

#Satire #SyriaElections #Democracy2024 #VoteForFalafel #JestPress By: TheJestPress.com DAMASCUS – In an event being heralded by many as “the world’s best-kept secret,” Syria is set to hold its first parliamentary elections since Bashar al-Assad’s abrupt and totally plausible fall from power. The elections, scheduled for September 2024, come as a surprise to 90% of Syrians, 87% of international…

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