Mastodawn

So, I came back from the grocery store to find that my cat has upped his gamecatship when it comes to cleaning cat puke.

He does not puke often, but when he does, it is typically in the middle of the carpet. I let it dry, and then I vacuum. Easy-peasy.

But his latest emission is a whole other thing.

Well played, Maddox. Well played.

#vomit #CatPuke #cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfTheFediverse

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慈悲 Mar 22

I forgot to post ingame results, here are current variants. Will need some more touches to make it look good. Also I'm thinking of a shader to make it dark if facing away from sun and translucent if not, and perhaps a shifting focal blur. #vomit

C.W. Williams 🇺🇦 🌊🇨🇦🦑🇬Mar 19

#chunderroad #diplomacy #embarrassment #bawbag #vomit
https://bsky.app/profile/mattgertz.bsky.social/post/3mhggbxyqqc2m

Matthew Gertz (@mattgertz.bsky.social)

You may think this is the most embarrassing thing a U.S. president has ever done to a Japanese prime minister, but George H.W. Bush barfed on one. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Rev. Pickem Boogerly Feb 11

This isn't making the cut for valentine's day, but I'm sharing it because cupid barfing on a couple is pretty sweet even if it isn't what I wanted. #aiart #vomit

Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ES Feb 3

"FIFA president defends Trump peace prize, acknowledging ‘strong reaction’"

The president of FIFA explained the "strong reaction" this way:

"You know. It is like when you are eating a sandwich, and after three bites, you realize there is a cockroach in the sandwich. You immediately vomit. That kind of strong reaction."

https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/5721146-fifa-president-defends-trump-award/

#USNews #USPol #FIFA #vomit #satire