neville parkPhylogenetically Accurate Aquarium where it's just a bunch of land-dwelling tetrapods. "It says this exhibit is lobe-finned fish but there's nothing but a yak in here?" "Well, technically…"
Dr. Elda King, PhD (@[email protected])
A Jurassic Park parody called "Dinosaur Park" in which they make a theme park with "modern dinosaurs" and just get a bunch of large birds, and everyone invited to visit find it very underwhelming. But then the birds escape and it goes just like Jurassic Park, with the cassowaries and emus and geese and swans and eagles and so on killing a bunch of people. All in setups that mimic JP except that people refuse to take it seriously until they are actually attacked.
