US Firms Rush to Mastermind Syria’s Oil, Gas, and Power Revival

#BreakingNews #SyrianEnergy #BusinessBoom #TrumpDidItAgain #Satire By: TheJestPress.com **US Firms Rushing to "Liberate" Syrian Oil From Boredom After Trump Lifts Sanctions** WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking — yet completely predictable — turn of events, a flock of US energy firms have begun vigorously dusting off their dusty passports and Texas-sized briefcases. Their mission? To bestow upon Syria’s oil,…

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