People often ask me why I drink so much cola and eat so many chips.

I just want to explain it briefly: I suffer from a very rare condition.
My body cannot produce cola and chips on its own, so I have to manually add them to the system.

It’s not unhealthy. It’s maintenance.

#Cola #Chips #SnackScience #TotallyLegit #MaintenanceMode

Gut Feeling Finally Gets Microbes’ Permission Before Grabbing Snacks

#MicrobiomeMunchies #GutFeeling #SnackScience #BellyBrainiacs #SatireScience By: TheJestPress.com **Local Gut Announces New Policy: "Listen to Me, Not Your Heart," Regulates All Snacking Decisions** In a stunning discovery that left nutritionists and existential philosophers reeling, scientists have confirmed what late-night snackers have long suspected: the gut literally calls the shots. Citing a…

http://thejestpress.com/2025/07/23/gut-feeling-finally-gets-microbes-permission-before-grabbing-snacks/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social