Duolingo is getting this totally wrong.
Headline in the Independent: "Farage poll shock! Cue Tories in full headless chicken mode…"
Really? They had a head?
The only analogy that should be drawn between dinosaurs and Tories is extinction. Implying they had a head, even a chicken-brained one, stretches believability beyond limits based on the last few years (at least).
#generalelection2024 #ToriesOutNow #thenastyparty #nodirection
Cassetteboy - Tory-Zero (Rishi's Version)
Just in case you'd forgotten what the Tories have delivered over the last 14 years... less than zero!
“Labour issues briefing note highlight 22 ‘unanswered questions’ including where recruits would live”
1.Vacant opposition Benches.
2. Chancellor’s 14 homes
3. Rent free, in Rishi Sunak’s head.
The Tories had 14 years to do some National Service, and instead they spent the time shitting on our doorsteps. Literally.
“Out talking to people in Wimbledon earlier today. It’s clear what the British people want - bold action and a clear plan.”
-Rishi Soaknak
“Super! So you’ll be gone in 6 weeks then. Now, would you mind taking your fucking helicopter off my lawn.”
-British Person
Sales of pants soar as dozens of Tory MPs are soiling themselves!
#Sunak’s speeches have the same gravitas as this guy.
A lifetime of having smoke blown up your arse might explain it.