“I-is that a guillotine? I thought this was going to be a bloodless revolution!”

“It used to be a guillotine; we’ve removed the blade and added a rack and pinion drive instead of gravity”

“Ooo-kay, so what does it do now?”

“It implants a prosthetic empathy chip in the brainstem”

“You couldn’t just use a hypodermic implanter?”

“Oh, for sure—but understanding that there /could/ have been a blade there is part of the treatment. They all /say/ they’d rather we amputated their head than their billions, but that’s the sickness talking.”

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