I've gotten to the age where everything that has a text size setting is now 14pt instead of 12pt. Every time I change it, I'm like, that's so much better. #thisisforty

I'm not sure but I think Life magazine just called me old.

#Aging #ThisIsForty #Nirvana #Music #Nineties #Nostalgia

Pleased to report we have reached the point in the #BackPain cycle where if I put the heating pad on and sit in THIS EXACT POSITION and remain motionless, it stops hurting. #Aging is so fun.

#RupturedDisc #Sciatica #ThisIsForty #Whining

I'm pretty sure if I was tracking the number of days elapsed between when my nose #hair needs trimming, I'd be getting progressively more alarmed about #aging.

#HumansAreGross #hairy #Grooming #NotThatKind #old #ThisIsForty

Who just walked to get ice cream with a sewing clip holding back her hair? Yep it’s me. #thisisforty