Guess who was in Washington D.C. two years and four days ago?

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The pancakes have no marbles, but plenty of rollerskates.

The town gossip doesn't live here, they have been secretly commuting from their home in the next county over for 27 years now.

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#ThetownGossipsSecretIs they’re also reporting to our alien overlords! Fortunately, it’s a potted plant in the conservatory… #HashtagGames

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The Hellmouth is under the high school.

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Betty cheated. She got it on with Cod, Halibut, & Pike. She’s sleeping with the fishes.

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After talking about her for an hour, I've decided she's cool and needs to be my best friend, or at least my imaginary friend. Not much of an alibi, but you take what you can get.

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