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"Just don’t be surprised if on his next visit to Pike Place Market someone throws a giant fish at his head.” 🤣
✅ Judge Orders Everyone to Know This Piece of Shit from Covington, Not #Seattle | The Needling
https://theneedling.com/2026/04/18/judge-orders-everyone-to-know-this-piece-of-shit-from-covington-not-seattle/
RE: https://newsie.social/@TheNeedling/116052907077107187
That's not coming from the broom
Attached: 1 image East Bezos Ball Demolished to Make Way for More Ball Room: https://theneedling.com/2025/10/24/east-bezos-ball-demolished-to-make-way-for-more-ball-room/
ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown
ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown #theneedling #satire #ice #uspolokay idk, if you're not aware of ... stuff up here ... this may not be the home-run to you that it is for me?
but it is xD
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https://newsie.social/@TheNeedling/114905532033719981
Attached: 1 image McMenamins to Challenge Itself by Restoring Historic Tacoma K-Mart: https://theneedling.com/2025/06/14/mcmenamins-to-challenge-itself-by-restoring-historic-tacoma-k-mart/
Parks Dept. Says Cybertruck Fires Must Be Put Out By 10 p.m.
“Can’t tell you how many times in the last month I’ve woken up to chants of ‘Burn baby burn, Tesla inferno,’”
https://theneedling.com/2025/03/18/parks-dept-says-cybertruck-fires-must-be-put-out-by-10-p-m/
#Tesla #TeslaTakeDown #Teslasucks #ElonMusk #Elon #Musk #CyberTruck #Burning #Toxic #Fumes #Seattle #Satire #TheNeedling
Even local parody news have picked up on how crummy the White House's statement via press secretary has been. The white house largely said "we'll wait until Israel's investigation is complete", which is far from the red line the claimed to have back in October last year.
#Seattle #USPol #Israel #IDF #aysenureygi #TheNeedling #JoeBiden
In a touching display of devotion toward one of the undeniably best presidents the United States has ever had, today local Washington state politicians came together to make public comments about I…
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