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Parks Dept. Says Cybertruck Fires Must Be Put Out By 10 p.m.

“Can’t tell you how many times in the last month I’ve woken up to chants of ‘Burn baby burn, Tesla inferno,’”

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Parks Dept. Says Cybertruck Fires Must Be Put Out By 10 p.m.

After a few late-night gatherings got rowdy recently, today Seattle Parks instituted a new rule that everyone must put out their Cybertruck fires by 10 p.m. at the latest. “There’s nothing wrong wi…

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